secret messages in music

Forget the boring load of crap your youth minister dumped on you about backward messages in 80s music. Honestly: did anyone reeeally think that the most disastrous thing the members of Queen could come up with is "decide to smoke marijuana," which they then had to encode so as not to get caught?

As I said, forget that stuff. Amateur hour. It turns out that the musicians of the 80s were doing waaayyy more sophisticated stuff.

Read and be amazed.