sucker dad and smart dad

SUCKER DAD: [makes smoothie]
PRECIOUS GIRL: "I'm thirsty."
SD: "Here's a smoothie."
PG: "No, thank you."
SD: "But it's good."
PG: "No, thank you."

SD: [jiggles it tantalizingly]
PG: [unmoved]

SD: "It's delicious and fruity and it's basically like a shake."
PG: "No, thank you."

SD: [again jiggles, despite concrete proof of this move's ineffectiveness]
PG: [still unmoved]

SMART DAD: [makes smoothie]
PRECIOUS GIRL: "I'm thirsty."
SD: "Here's a mermaid smoothie."
PG: [glows with delight] "A MERMAID SMOOTHIE?!"

SD: [smiles]

Smart Dad says, "You're welcome. Happy Summer."